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Another way of saying Nigger without getting caught. Mondays = Nigger!
Me: Man B i hate mondays!!
B: Why?
Me: Because everybody hate mondays.
by JWET March 13, 2007
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The most painful day of the week.
Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!
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term used by white people to describe black people without being called a racist
because everyone hates mondays
get outta my way ya fuckin monday!
by kike jones July 10, 2008
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1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.
1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.
by The Bigga Jigga February 04, 2008
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Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.

Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.

From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.
Damn it, that monday over there stole my car!
by reggin6969 July 20, 2010
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The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.
( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday
by Jrotch October 29, 2012
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The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.
Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever
by G-Union 2 August 05, 2004
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