Urban Dictionary: monday

Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

#mondays #the mondays #hate mondays #damn mondays #stupid monday

by The Bigga Jigga February 04, 2008

Monday

Any day that is inconvenient. Especially one that is terrible because of the after effects from something you recently did.

Zylar wakes up from a coma

Zylar: Ugh, what day is it?
Doctor: Sunday. You'll return to school tomorrow.
Zylar: It's Monday now bitch.

#monday #cuncussion #coma #injury #hangover #incovienience

by Zylar March 10, 2008

Monday

The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.

Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!

#mondays #suck #just #deal #with #it

by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo March 17, 2010

Monday

Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.

Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.

From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.

Damn it, that monday over there stole my car!

#monday #nigga #nigger #niggah #black

by reggin6969 July 20, 2010

Monday

The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.

( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday

#nigger #black #day of week #white #prejudice

by Jrotch October 29, 2012

Monday

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.