The Mondays

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
by Kmetzman April 05, 2006
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Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
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Monday

The most painful day of the week.
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Monday

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
by The What Race Am I? Guy March 24, 2015
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Monday

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."
Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."
by BWallenstein November 01, 2010
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Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
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It's Monday

It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .
"Mate today has been the weirdest bloody day"
"It's Monday"

"This is the biggest Monday job"
by kingbuck October 06, 2018
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