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The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.
Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!
by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo
March 17, 2010
term used by white people to describe black people without being called a racist
because everyone hates mondays
because everyone hates mondays
get outta my way ya fuckin monday!
by kike jones
July 10, 2008
Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.
Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.
From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.
Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.
From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.
Damn it, that monday over there stole my car!
by reggin6969
July 20, 2010
The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.
Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever
by G-Union 2
August 05, 2004
the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.
"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."
by MLIAlover20
December 30, 2011
