A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
by Kmetzman April 05, 2006
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by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 03, 2015
Fuck! It's monday..
by The What Race Am I? Guy March 24, 2015
by BWallenstein November 01, 2010
The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005
It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .
by kingbuck October 06, 2018