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15. Monday
The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.
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16. Monday
The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.
( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday
17. monday
the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.
"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."
18. Monday
The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.
Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"
19. Monday
The perfect day for a B.J
Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"
20. Monday
An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.
I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.
21. Monday
the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"

you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
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