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29.
(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.
Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.
by Dictionary Nerd June 05, 2009
 
30.
A word to describe a black person or african american. It's used as a code word
I'm dating a Monday

OR

I wish I could dance like a Monday
by Beccs June 21, 2007
 
31.
Means whatever you want it to mean, also depends in what context you say it in
1:your a waste-man
2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'

1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'

1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
by Scille September 19, 2008
 
32.
a synonym for pakis and other western asian types, such as the turks, the indians, afgans and all them other smelly cunts
fletch: i fucking hate mondays
taxi driver: yeh me too, ballache init
fletch: yeh they fucking stink, everywhere you fucking look theres one there with there beady little eyes, and smelly turbans

ghandi: if theres a monday infront of me in the queue, i cant help but feel i should be infront of them.
by swellhead1118 July 14, 2010
 
33.
Creative and ofeensive slang term used to describe an African-American person.
a) 'Man, I hate black people.'

b) 'Yeah, everybody hates Mondays.'
by dbree801 March 22, 2010
 
34.
Your Average Nigger
Everbody hates Mondays
by 1230456789 July 15, 2010
 
35.
a person of African-American desent
Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!
by UDlover1129 July 03, 2010