6 definitions by BWallenstein

fmylife

Short for 'Fuck My Life'. FMyLife is a website dedicated to creating entertainment and enjoyment from others' unfortunate circumstances and glorifying such moments for the world to see.

FMyLife allows its visitors and/or members to post 'FMLs', or short snippets containing one painful 'fuck my life' moment from that day. Each FML must begin with 'Today,' and end with 'FML.'

As of March of 2009, submitted FMLs are moderated by the site's users first, and a select few are then chosen to be sent to FMyLife moderators. Once site moderators approve FMLs they are posted on the homepage.

An example FML: "Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, 'Accidents happen.' She replied, 'Yeah, like your birth.' FML"

"Today, I went to FMyLife.com and realized my life isn't as fucked as I thought. I wasn't happy about that. FML"

by BWallenstein March 8, 2009

boring tuna

Tuna without added vegetables or other seasonings and/or flavorings that have been chopped and/or prepared by the Slap Chop.

"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."

by BWallenstein May 30, 2009

Monday

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

by BWallenstein November 1, 2010

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 20, 2009

playstation 3

George Foreman grill with benefits.

Mom: "Josiah, cook me up some of them burgers on the Foreman."
Josiah: "But mother, all we have is a Playstation 3."
Mom: "I know."

by BWallenstein April 22, 2008

paper planes

A song that is fly like paper and gets high likes planes.

M.I.A.: "I fly like paper, get high like planes."

Basically, paper planes. Enough said.

by BWallenstein September 1, 2008