monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

monopology by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

Moneyology 101 

A modern course in economics that teaches the difference between the term "WORTH" and "VAUE"

To find out how much something is "WORTH" IT MUST BE SOLD FOR A PRICE!! period end of discussion This is not a debate. Finding a buyer is absolutely necessary or your product has not proven to be worth your asking price. Especially if you are selling information.

Value on the other hand is determined by customer perceptions. How useful the product has been while in the customer's hands is the GOLD standard for perceived value? A good customer review is the best advertisement.

This economics class is very extensive and to reveal more without collecting tuition is not in the best interest of the school faculty. The logic and reasons are evident already.

Blessings, respect, and love to all, from the online campus of CBPBPU "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Pickers University"

Christ Bob: My father the Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, leprechaun Spirited "LORD BUD" taught me the value of a dollar is 1/2 gallon of blackberries by paying me $2 a day to pick one gallon. That was in the first semester of Moneyology 101. I was so thankful to find a buyer for those berries, but I suspect the value of the berries is more than two dollars.

Moneyology 101 by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

Mordology 

The study of the creatures of Mordor, only a select few today are granted this title, Tolkien was among them.

Me:I wish I were an expert in Mordology...
Me:Wow... What happened last night?

Mordology by SushiMan May 24, 2008

Monopology

Rules and regulations of Monopoly

I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!

Monopology by VLC February 17, 2008

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

Monopology by Hamlette September 13, 2010

Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

Monopology by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008

Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

Monopology by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008