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Momnificent

Moms are magnificent.
The term momnificent is used as an adjective when describing something magnificent✨ that involves the noun mother.
Here are some terms where momnificent can be used:

• Momnificent time - means when mom dedicates time to someone or herself.😇
• Momnificent clothes mean wearing something that is a perfect match for mom's role, something comfortable in performing the mother's daily tasks.🤩
• Momnificent food means when mom cooks for you. Mom's meals are the best!😋

Etymology:
LATIN: magnus (great) —> LATIN later OLD FRANCH : magnificent (making great) —> Late middle English: magnificent (extremely beautiful, impressive) —> the year 2020: momnificent (moms are magnificent)
Momnificent by Momnificent December 18, 2020
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A Modwife refers to women who have embraced multi-option lives over more traditional or feminist roles, and who allow, or encourage multi-option lives for their husbands. This in contrast to feminist and traditional roles which often insists the woman or wife should set the tempo of all relationship matters and the man should simply fall into line instead of mansplaining etc. The modwife is a true libertarian within relationships.
My wife is a modwife, she actually encourages me to have as many options as she has.
Modwife by David Thomas January 24, 2020
A woman that is with a male relative and it is unknown whether that man is her son or her husband. She appears too old to be his wife but too young to be his mother.
Look at that momwife with that guy over there.
momwife by badman2041 September 17, 2010
A term used for a woman who is both her husband's wife and his mother. Coined by Mrs. Dignan, AP Literature teacher, for Iocaste in Oedipus.
"Cleetus was growing tired of his momwife. She was giving him a lot of trouble about his sister's brusband."
momwife by Regentage October 25, 2009

momiform 

an outfit worn by a 30 something mom that has lost all sense of style.
Typical momiform-capri pants, a t-shirt (plain or of the disney variety) and either ballet flats or Crocs (preferably the same color as the t-shirt)
or
A terry cloth or velour track suit and Ugg boots. Brown is typically the color of choice.
momiform by Stylish mom December 7, 2010
A very mediocre sandwich made by a hurried mother. Usually contains the follows ingredients: Soggy white bread, VERY small strips of lunch meat allegedly with more protein than a hot dog, and wilted lettuce.

Mothers continue to make this product despite absolutely no demand. Most of them end up in various circular files throughout the world.

Smells putrid even through its plastic wrap shield.
My mom keeps making me the momwich every day I go to work, and I throw it out and I eat the orange and banana bread she packs me. I've tried to get her to stop making me the momwich, but someone programmed her and I can't delete the Momwich.exe file...
momwich by Downvoting Victim April 28, 2006

Mommified 

When a woman is so out of the loop with news and pop culture because being a mom is so consuming it’s like she’s been buried underground like a mummy.
“I’m so Mommified I didn’t know Channing and Jenna broke up