Basically to hate kids and tweens as well, and, in my opinion, a good thing as well, as kids and tweens these days are basically all the same damned thing. Either immature, dirty, swearing bastards, or sadistic, cold-hearted morbid little shits. Especially the scum-of-the earth 12 year olds out there.
Most people will say that there are some good kids and tweens out there. I don't believe a word of it. It can even lead you to hate your own kids.

Of course I have misopedia, you moron. Kids and pre-teens are scum of the earth these days.

misopedia by Misopedist for life December 27, 2007

mommapedia

The momma that knows everything. She is the fountain of all knowledge and is the person that you always go to she you need help or advice. This momma is full of useful information and is always happy to help.

When struggling you can always call on your mommapedia friend to help

mommapedia by JillyP Bean October 23, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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