moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.

Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.

by DemoDillon December 13, 2013

moist on

When a womans pussy gets wet and lubricated from sexual excitement.

Michele gets a moist on everytime she fondles a male stripper.

by Iknowthetruth June 29, 2005

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

Moist

A word people pretend to hate because the internet told them too.

person 1: eww I hate the word moist

person 2: oh really? why?
person 1: ...............

by bramstoner September 24, 2020

Moist

The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.

Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 July 15, 2017

Moist

When something is slightly wet.

Holy crap da grass is MOIST

by MoistySandwich June 21, 2016

Moist

The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.

"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>

by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012