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moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

Moist crackers 

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake 

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

cracked a moisty 

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.
Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...
cracked a moisty by Medleys October 5, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026