Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

Moist Cracker by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017

moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

moist cracker by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

Moist crackers 

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

Moist crackers by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake 

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

cracked a moisty 

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

cracked a moisty by Medleys October 5, 2006