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A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker
Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me
by Special-T-419 January 07, 2017

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A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

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