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Moisticle 

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!
Moisticle by V-sloth September 25, 2020
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mobbistic 

mobbistic is an adjective describing people who are mobbing fascists, dictators or similar scum, according to the party JSVP of Basel (Switzerland).

Can also be used as Adverbial, Verbal or Nominal:

- mobbistingly
- to mobbist
- a mobbist
Would you really like to let your name being abused for an ill-founded and mobbistic protest?

you're such a mobbist omg stop mobbisting me, lol!
mobbistic by Telini December 20, 2010
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A telescopic extension stick like a monopod use for GoPro video cam and Mobile Devices -- cameras, tablet, smart phone, as aid for taking selfies and groufie.
Oh everyone is here, let's take groufie with my new handy MoblStick!
MoblStick by TheOne_n_ONLY January 28, 2015

moisticles 

When the testicles are wet and sticky from sweating too much.
The balls (moisticles) have to be peeled away from the inner thigh
moisticles by Mr moisticles July 14, 2018

Moisticles

Man, I’ve been working so hard today. The moisticles are real !
Moisticles by EpicNik May 22, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026