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A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.
"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"
by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009
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A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.
The cells reproduce by Mitosis.
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Verb. Transitive.

Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.
Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".

3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
by Please call me Marvin July 19, 2016
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