A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.
by daniel benyamini February 25, 2008
A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.
by Zarg Grage February 24, 2009
friend: “hey isn’t that a mitosis?”
science teacher: “you were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”
science teacher: “you were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”
by that science teacher November 2, 2020
by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019
Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".
3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".
3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
by Please call me Marvin March 19, 2016
When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
by 809 June 13, 2019