a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it
An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".
"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."
