9 definitions by 809
National first kiss day!!
Are you starting to get in a relationship?
Already in one?
Looking for one?
WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE CUZ DECEMBER 18th IS A SPECIAL DAY!! A day for first kisses đ
Are you starting to get in a relationship?
Already in one?
Looking for one?
WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE CUZ DECEMBER 18th IS A SPECIAL DAY!! A day for first kisses đ
by 809 December 17, 2019
Short for âDuo group-chatâ. A group chat where there are multiple members, but only two people actually talk on it and everyone just watches the convos and/or complains about all the notifications.
Deborah: *starts conversation
Nathan: *responds, continues conversation for another 210 messages
Rachel: OMG guys, over 210 notifications in 10 minutes!
Nathan: Itâs not my fault that this has become a doup-chat!
Nathan: *responds, continues conversation for another 210 messages
Rachel: OMG guys, over 210 notifications in 10 minutes!
Nathan: Itâs not my fault that this has become a doup-chat!
by 809 June 8, 2019
When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
by 809 June 13, 2019
A phase said by Jews, a way of saying âgood jobâ. The real word is âyasher koachâ meaning âMay you have strengthâ. But it all gets shmoshed together and becomes âshkoyach!â
by 809 June 8, 2019
Something that happens to Jews that are shomer Shabbat. Essentially, what happens is that because they canât turn on/off lights on Shabbat, they become very hesitant of doing so during the week, and begin to always hesitate before flipping a light switch
Joseph: **reaches for light switch, then hesitates, then flips it**
Mendel: Whyâd you just hesitate to turn on the lights?
Joseph: Itâs the Shabbat effect.
Mendel: Whyâd you just hesitate to turn on the lights?
Joseph: Itâs the Shabbat effect.
by 809 May 6, 2019
Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha
Mom: Donât give him wine, heâs only 8
Dad: donât worry, itâs just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel
Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)
20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and canât sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
Mom: Donât give him wine, heâs only 8
Dad: donât worry, itâs just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel
Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)
20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and canât sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
by 809 September 27, 2019
Leo: yo Jake, wanna hit up the J before shabbus?
Jake: yeah sure bro, Iâve been working on my Lay-ups all week. But I gotta be home before 6 cuz my cousins are coming over.
Jake: yeah sure bro, Iâve been working on my Lay-ups all week. But I gotta be home before 6 cuz my cousins are coming over.
by 809 April 29, 2019