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consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
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Missionary Position Football 

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

missionary monday 

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday
Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

Missionary 5th base 

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.
Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

Uncensored Visionary 

A person who doesn't follow societies rules and does his/her own thing. A dreamer who doesn't settle for anything less then successes & does not sleep on what they want to do in there life. A person who lives life through there own eyes and not worry about what anyone thinks about them. A person who doesn't censor there dreams & keeps there Vision in life Uncensensored.

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"Grafikz is an Uncensored Visionary in life & through his music".

missionary muscles 

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.