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Shiza Minnelli 

Def 1. A funny way to describe needing to take a big giant shit.

Def 2. another way to give a cleveland steamer where you take a crap on someones chest then tap dance on it while singing a Liza Minelli song (fan fav for seniors without heart conditions).
I need to rock a Shiza Minnelli" or "it smells like someone Shiza Minelli'd in here" or "I brought back that girl from the bar and gave her a Shiza Minelli
Shiza Minnelli by Duckslayer11 October 10, 2010

liza minnelli 

A woman who drank everyone under the table in Hollywood! Liza could of probably drunk half of Russia under the table with the way she guzzled her booze.

Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.

Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!

Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!

Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.
"I think that's Liza Minnelli's head smacking against the theatre exit door?" "Somebody go out and give the poor bitch some uppers, she's on in 5 minutes!"

"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"
liza minnelli by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

liza minnelli 

a women who was extremely hot in 'cabaret'...but then did a fuckload of drugs and went crazy...which drove her to kicking her husband's ass.
wow...liza minnelli is a fucking ROCK STAR!!!

who would've known?!
liza minnelli by instant_retard February 6, 2005

Pulling a Minnelli

When a homosexual male, whether aware or unaware of his homosexuality, attempts to assert his heterosexuality by dating or marrying a female. (see: Vincente Minnelli and Judy Garland).
Girl 1: You're going out with Andrew Rozario? I thought he was gay.

Girl 2: He's gay?

Girl 1: Dude, he's totally pulling a Minnelli!
Pulling a Minnelli by Terza Rima August 10, 2006

liza minelli 

The name you call someone when they are lying.
Those are lies, liza minelli.
liza minelli by uberp00l December 14, 2020

liza minelli 

n. The propensity of a female to physically abuse a male companion, (i.e: husband or boyfriend)named for the vocalist/actress Liza Minelli, who allegedly battered her husband.
v. The act of physically abusing or assaulting a male companion.
If you don't take her out on your anniversary, she'll give you a taste of her liza minelli.

The source of his bruises was obvious: he had been liza minellied by his girlfriend.