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décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

Best Manister 

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant
Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.
Best Manister by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Of Monsters and Men 

An indie folk/rock from Iceland. Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir is the lead vocalist and guitarist, along with Ragnar "Raggi" Þórhallsson. Their sound is very different and unique and is like a drug for your ears.
girl: Have you hear of Of Monsters and Men?

guy: no... are they a band? They sound like a bunch of fags.

girl: -pulls out gun and shoots him-

monsterswamp 

commonly associated with a female who bears one unkempt or over grown pubic area.
"i went to munch out this chick the other day but she had a 'monsterswamp' so i came right back up."
monsterswamp by redeyedkiwi February 8, 2010

Ministry of truth 

Something that existed under Stalin and was discussed in George Orwell's 1984.
The disinformation governance board is supposed to behave like the ministry of truth. You should be concerned, very concerned.

Punch the Prime Minister

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"