Mingledorff'd - To be railroaded, dismissed, or steamrolled by a judge or court authority who appears confident but ignores evidence, common sense, or expert opinion, often siding with the better-connected attorney rather than the truth. The result is a decision that leaves a person feeling blindsided by a system that was supposed to deliver justice.
I brought witnesses, documents, and even a psychologist’s recommendation, but the judge ruled in ten minutes. I didn’t lose the case… I got Mingledorff'd
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'