Skip to main content

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.
Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"
Related Words

Your tits just got milked 

A reaction to a funny or good insult
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

Milked Dry 

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.
John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

'get milked' 

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).
It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.
'get milked' by Daggitt January 27, 2007
A beautiful, intelligent, classy women. She's shy and lovable. Her heart is as big as her ass.
She's a Miledy, I gotta cuff her.
Miledy by Miledy August 11, 2016

Milledgeville, IL 

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."