Milted 

Milted is when you get fucking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat shit and then try to make fun of how many times I used and in the same sentence and then eat my shit anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????

bend over and scream rape you fucking newb~

Milted by Milty™ January 6, 2005

milted 

1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.

"Dude...why do you smell so bad?"

"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower."

milted by antoinnesheneequa May 9, 2009

Miltzed

Getting reamed hard , melting then being unfairly but humorously banned from an internet thread

Why was I Miltzed from that thread?

Morgan was really Miltzed in that thread

Miltzed by Campaigner February 18, 2015

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."

malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

Milked Out 

- adjective

A term used by Milked Out Outfitters to describe the state of having enough milk in which a baby wants grown-up food. Being over milk; fed up with milk.

Baby Justin is milked out, he wants tacos.

Milked Out by MOO_Baby December 23, 2020

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.

Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"

Brittany Milned by Poon snatch June 2, 2013

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008