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Milk the bull 

1)The act of trying to produce milk from a steer. Results may vary.
2)Euphemism for yanking the genitals in a downward motion.
1)Josiah did his very best to draw dairy product from the old Fella, but he was kicked clear in the head. Just goes to show, you can teach a man to fish, but ye jus kain milk the bull.
2)Jillian attempted to milk Tommy's bull right there at the booth, but she only succeeded in drawing the attention of the other patrons at Applebee's. The steady popping noise was too distracting from the delightful delicacies of which they were partaking. The waitress was forced to lend a hand to expedite the process.
Milk the bull by Pantaloon January 26, 2008
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Milk the Bull 

Male masterbation or the recieving of manual stimulation of similar nature from another.
"Dude, after four cups of coffee and a walk on the beach I had to milk the bull or I'd die."
Milk the Bull by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

Bull’s Milk 

The cum that comes out of a penis as a result of gay sex.
He was sucking my dick real good; some bull’s milk shot out
Bull’s Milk by Molan May 6, 2019

Bulls milk 

Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.
The secret to Ed's youthful look is a pint of freshly squozen bulls milk.
Bulls milk by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

Bullfrog milk

Australian slang term for semen.
Bullfrog milk by mttttlck September 19, 2020

Milkbull 

A guy who is physically ripped and massively hung with giant balls. They can cum many times producing huge loads. Many will drip precum almost non stop. For these reasons they tend to be in the service of cockfed individuals.
1. Jenna was so happy with the new milkbull her parents hired for her, he was hot, cute and tasted incredible. He fed her 4 huge loads and his enormous cock was still hard and throbbing, dripping cum non-stop.

2. Dane had been one of Kerry's Milkbulls for a few years before moving away. But he found her two younger jocks to replace him in feeding her bullmilk.
Milkbull by ripped jeans May 18, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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