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milfotaur 

A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.
A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.
milfotaur by danotaur June 17, 2010

milfsaresuperdupercool 

A user on TikTok who posts frequently about random topics, ranging from lesbian ice cream to a frog with photoshopped breasts.
Person one: Milfsaresuperdupercool is my favorite TikToker.

muffosaur 

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".
Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!
muffosaur by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

milfonaire 

A milf with a net worth greater than or equal to $1 million USD.
That new CEO is a milfonaire.
milfonaire by ChicagoDudes August 16, 2009

milosurfer 

A manipulative man seeking sexual acts. Will use anything as leverage to "get it".
He is manipulating her , what a milosurfer.
milosurfer by Typical Cheif March 13, 2017

milosurfer 

A manipulator, who seeks sex as a reward. Will often target the young and easily influenced. A guy who will target a relationship with a female who he knows won’t voice her opinion or objections. He will repeatedly tell her he see's a future with her in order to excite a sexual response. A milosurfer will latch onto a girl and suck her dry of her opinions. He will try to become close with her family and target her weaknesses. He embeds himself, his family, and friends into a girls life to prevent her from ever leaving him. The milosurfer will repeatedly ask for explicit sexual favors. He will shy away from preforming the fundamental responsibilities of being a man, yet collecting all the sexual and emotional perks from being in a relationship. A milosurfer fears competition more than anything; he knows given the opportunity another man would make her happier. A break or a temporary split up would allow for the girl to find all men are not like him. These relationships last years, yet always end bad.
Becky loves Brian, she doesn't realize he is a milosurfer.
milosurfer by Typical Cheif March 13, 2017