milfatude 

when a hot mom know she's hot and let's you know she's hot.

WOW, her mom has milfatude!

milfatude by twistednick July 26, 2010

milfadelic 

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

milfadelic by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010

Malatude

Malatude, is a woman with a bad attitude.

She has such a malatude today.

Malatude by Malatude November 14, 2011

miatatude

My Miata is the best car in the world. Overly confident of ones vehicle

steven has so much miatatude, only talks about his car and puts other down

miatatude by Hamilton_sol June 16, 2010

milftarded 

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

milftarded by nifer September 10, 2006

Missatude 

The act of missing a person close to you greatly, most advanced stage of missing a close friend

you may make a missatude level for family and friends

Missatude by munkieman June 28, 2012

milfather 

Mother I'd Like to Father

Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.

Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?

Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??

Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.

The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

milfather by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021