Mike Rowe

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

Mike Rowe by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

Mike Rowe

One of the hottest men on Television today. Michael Gregory "Mike" Rowe (pronounced: row) (born March 18, 1962)1 is an American television personality. He narrates a number of television programs and currently stars in and hosts Dirty Jobs.

Originally from Baltimore, Rowe has said in commercials for Dirty Jobs that the inspiration for doing the show was as a tribute to his father. During his service project for Eagle Scout at the Maryland School for the Blind, he read aloud for students, and he cites this as one of the reasons he became interested in narrating and writing.2

Rowe attended Overlea High School3 and went on to attend Towson University, also in Baltimore.

Mike Rowe is just one hot man, would love to get down and dirty with him.

Mike Rowe by Sarah December 9, 2007

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mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

mike rowe moment by John Damage June 7, 2011

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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