A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to a trans person who transitioned in a range between that of a youngshit and an oldshit. The age range for this varies, but is generally between the ages of 18 and 25. Most midshits are too old to pass without surgery, but still have passing potential given enough time on hormones and potential surgical intervention.
Alice, in typical midshit fashion, simultaneously hates youngshits for being lucky enough to transition early and oldshits for existing in public.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'