midshito 

Describing the time while one is taking a shit

I was midshito when she called me and I dropped the phone in the toilet.

midshito by Coolguy!!!!! January 9, 2009

midshit 

A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to a trans person who transitioned in a range between that of a youngshit and an oldshit. The age range for this varies, but is generally between the ages of 18 and 25. Most midshits are too old to pass without surgery, but still have passing potential given enough time on hormones and potential surgical intervention.

Alice, in typical midshit fashion, simultaneously hates youngshits for being lucky enough to transition early and oldshits for existing in public.

midshit by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022

midshit 

verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow

Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?

Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.

midshit by troubledemon March 24, 2009

midshit 

A dickriding vertically-challanged stalker who roams the depths of western Cranston, leeching information from his elders and contridicting himself.

Midshit: HEY SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lare: Damn, that kid is such a midshit.

midshit by Lare Short May 5, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016