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mick dick 

A short penis. Particularly, a short penis of an Irish man or of Irish descent.

NOTE: Not all Irish men have short penises but some describe themselves as having "mick dicks."
Sheila did not want to sleep with Ryan because he had a mick dick-- it was too short to give her pleasure.
mick dick by Sarula July 31, 2004

Big Dick Mick 

An urban legend of a 7 foot man with a massive dick
Big Dick Mick by nos999 April 9, 2017

big dick mick 

when you face plant every time you get a boner because your feet can't touch the ground!
i tried to get up but i kept big dick micking it, so i had to wait till my boner went away!
big dick mick by adski91 June 24, 2021