(verb) Doing a Michael Bay is a term used to describe directors that aim on style over substance, particularly in the region of sex and explosions. If your film has loads of explosions and sex appeal, yet little story, you are basically doing a Michael Bay.
(director's name here) totally did a Michael Bay on that film. Everything in it was just for the sake of it.
by CrystalBlueSky June 14, 2013
A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.
I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.
by mmcluhan December 15, 2011
A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.
"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."
"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."
"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"
by ChrisNix91 March 27, 2014
A director with an explosion fetish and the first human being to ruin Transformers for a generation.
Michael Bay is the living embodiment of butthole cancer.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
A film director that demands things to be awesome.
The God of Explosions.
He is always criticized by haters that his films are all eye-candy with tons of CGI, explosions, action, hot actresses, but with weak plots or no character development. Like that's a bad thing.
Michael Bay knows how to use his CGI. He knows how to direct his action. His films will never win Oscars for best film or best screenplay. But they will entertain you, and that's what it's all about.
Michael Bay has also proven his awesomeness by poking fun of himself in the Verizon ad. He has a great sense of humor, which is rare nowadays.
Michael Bay = Pure Genius
The God of Explosions.
He is always criticized by haters that his films are all eye-candy with tons of CGI, explosions, action, hot actresses, but with weak plots or no character development. Like that's a bad thing.
Michael Bay knows how to use his CGI. He knows how to direct his action. His films will never win Oscars for best film or best screenplay. But they will entertain you, and that's what it's all about.
Michael Bay has also proven his awesomeness by poking fun of himself in the Verizon ad. He has a great sense of humor, which is rare nowadays.
Michael Bay = Pure Genius
by Ventilation Shaft July 21, 2008
by Das Failboot July 04, 2009
A very unnescesarry and over dramatic explosion, caused by an underwhelming force; most commonly demonstrated by the action film director Michael Bay.
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by Freetaker August 13, 2009