meantastic 

Something that is funny in concept but downright horrible if actualized.

“Michael, did you see that flyer for a lost pet?”
“Yea, I saw it Allison, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be to arrive at the pet owner’s home, tell them you found their pet, and then when you see the look of relief in their face, hand them a bucket of coyote shit mixed with fur.”
“Michael, you’re so Meantastic”

meantastic by FrogLegStew August 8, 2015

Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do

Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

Metastatic Down Syndrome by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020

metaltation 

A form of meditation originating from a group of young metalheads. Procedure: Sit cross-legged, elbows bent downward, and hands out to the side with only the index and pinky extended on each hand. Conceptual visions may vary due to different styles of metal (such as melodic, death, or black metal)

To be fully immersed in the supreme style of music, you must first complete the ritual of Metaltation.

metaltation by c fish October 28, 2006

methtastic 

Something fantastic or bad ass that involves methamphetamines.

"Hell yeah! Fucking methtastic."
"How are you feeling?" "Methastic!."

methtastic by EVIL.ONE December 19, 2017

metalistic

An adjective for something that is very Metal

"That is a metalistic utopia!"

metalistic by Benny Davis January 15, 2008

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

Metastatic Clusterfuck by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020

metalistic

A description of something that is really Metal.

"He was killed in a metalistic way." "The metalistic zombies rose, and fed on human flesh."

metalistic by Benny Davis January 15, 2008