mermate

Mermaids that carry the passport of any country within the United Kingdom.

Hey Claire, what do you call a mermaid from the UK?
A mermate, mate.

mermate by louafsique June 29, 2020

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Mercatores 

To merk somebody to an extent that merk isnt suitable enough to describe the event.

Vlad is running in the streets and Doug trips him over....
Doug: Mercatores.

Mercatores by DDEC November 30, 2010

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

Meerkat toe by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

Rusty Mekateen

A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"

1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.

Rusty Mekateen by max nova July 4, 2009

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

Meerkat Wank by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Papa Meerkat

Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.

"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".

Papa Meerkat by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012