Mootology

A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;

1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein

3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd

Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed

"Mootology has changed my life"
Mootology is the fastest growing cult in Australia

Mootology by MrAnony September 19, 2013

peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012

melonology 

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

melonology by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

Memetology 

The study of comedic and symbolic imageries - termed "memes" - generated by a social and cultural framework within the virtual realm of the internet, including its origins, development, organization, networks, and institutions.

"I wish to major in Memetology in the future." - Says Doge

"In order to understand this particular Meme, we are to resort to the deepest secrets of Memetology."

Memetology by PetraMemetology June 7, 2017

Melonology 

The study of melons, or people named Mel.

Randy: Melonology?!
Brad: The study of melons...

Jill: That's not a word, Tim.
Tim: Melonology, the study of guys named Mel.

Melonology by The Man with the Golden Gun March 6, 2014

melonology 

The Study of Melons

I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.

melonology by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Metology 

n. the condition of being a diehard New York Mets fan. Basically, a person in Metology will defend to the death the Mets. Metologists can't stand anything degrading against their team. The opposite of Metology is Yankisism.

Yankist: Did you see the game last night?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?

Metology by crazystrangesmart March 31, 2009