1) The illest town on the south shore of Erie
2) The home of the world's largest annual bonfire (read: marsh fire )
3) Home of Cow-Tipping Olympics

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)

The best city in northeast ohio, Cleveland is too big and polluted. But they have the best everything else. Mentor is better bacuase a president lived here.

A trusted 'teacher' or counselor, usually a more experienced person on the subjects of dirty intellectual foreplay and verbal intercourse; nasty and forbidden physical acts of desire, lust and hedonistic pleasure. The 'mentee' is completely safe within the space of one's most intimate and skilled lover.

A person who works in a call center, usually a lifer who has --for reasons unknown to the common man-- not been fired yet and has been deemed somehow superior to other call center agents. His job is either to rove or answer the mentor line. Roving mentors walk around the call center waiting for desperate agents to flag them down, sometimes involving the embarassing process of waving some sign or doing a chicken dance, in order to get help with resolving a customer issue. Mentor line mentors take calls from other call center agents and attempt to talk them through customer issues while the customer is on hold. You can't call the memtor line unless you have someone on hold, but you can get around that by dialing someone else, dialing the mentor line, then hanging up the first dialed line.

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