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A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following formula:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess

Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
by BlackTokyo May 04, 2009
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Criminals Robbing Innocent Mothafuckas Everytime
What is the meaning of crime?
Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Mothafuckas Everytime?
by dr funnybonez September 11, 2008
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(n) word meaning the act of breaking the rules or ordinances imposed by the senior citizens in power. sorry bout the pronounciation. cry-me? what? that's two syllables.
You can't burn down the nursing home, err, city hall! that's a crime.
by mephisto. June 04, 2003
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guy1: Dude, You've had to many crimes tonite
guy2: Im Wasted !
guy1: haha well at least save some limes for the rest of us!
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(n) A word to describe a group of black people.
Redlegion should be gangraped by a crime of niggers.
by hate your face August 04, 2009
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A fine ass white girl who dates a black man, the opposite of Prime
Zach: Look at them hot girls over there

Jason: To bad their with niggers

Zach and Jason: CRIME
by Killtag May 18, 2008
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A fine ass white girl who dates a black man, the opposite of Prime
Zach: Look at them hot girls over there

Jason: To bad their with niggers

Zach and Jason: CRIME
by Killtag May 18, 2008
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