"Men with hats" is a phrase commonly used to describe the written Korean language.
Guy 1: nip nong ning nip nong ning
Korean guy: dafuq you sayin? I don't speak men with hats.

Jack: 당신이 감자를 모두 먹을 때 어떻게됩니까?
Eliza: 그들은 모두 사라!
Jack: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eliza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
by Black Guy on a Bike December 4, 2012
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Men in Hats is the gripping story of 6 guys who stand around in the desert... talking... sometimes they have breakfast.

It was written by Aaron Farber.

Unfortunately, the last strip was published on the 20th March 2005. It was determined to be too beautiful for this world and discontinued.
Beriah: YARR!!!
Aram: What the hell are you doing?
Beriah: I'm being a pirate! For Halloween!
Aram: Halloween is over, now you're just an asshole with an eyepatch.
Beriah: AND A HOOK!!
Aram: Yes, see if you can hook yourself some dignity.

Moments later.

Beriah: I hooked myself a sandwhich instead! For eating!
Aram: Touché.

An example of the genius of Men in Hats.
by dischord33 June 16, 2009
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If all you have listened to is The Safety Dance then it is clear why you don't understand. They are so much more.
An 80s band, still active, with thinking lyrics and synthsational (Thanx K) music and an eclectic loyal following. Not a one hit wonder.
Pop Goes the World
Where Do The Boys Go?
by Chapeauxless February 2, 2005
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80's band that gave us 'Safety Dance' and thats it.
How the hell does men without hats have a fucking greatest hits cd
by Matty J December 6, 2004
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Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.
"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."
by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003
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