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Miltoned 

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!
Miltoned by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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melloned 

A person who partakes in the act of melloning (Titty fucking).
My friend Josh was at Cargnie Mellon and melloned some fatty boom boom's tits.
melloned by Man-Handle August 31, 2008

mundo meloned 

A girl who is has very big breasts.
"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"
mundo meloned by TheMagicianEx March 5, 2017

Melatoned 

Similar to Monotoned - Melatoned is described as person whom is tired or sick. There voice is in a deep tone of irritation or body language the resembled tiredness or sickness
You ok? You seem Melatoned today

Or

You must be tired, you have a very melatoned voice

Or

He sat in the chair with a melatoned posture, wondering why he even came in today
Melatoned by RetsasiD September 5, 2022

fudge-meloned 

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.
I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.
fudge-meloned by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

melatonedog

A cool way to say melatonin. Usually a 10mg tablet.
Hey Brendan, can you give me a melatonedog? I want to get some bomb-ass sleep tonight.
melatonedog by Kathdaddy February 2, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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