Mellow Vibes Man 

A saying meaning that someone or something is calm, smooth and free from bullshit man..
Wants to be at peace and pass the peace on man..✌️

🔥 Mellow Vibes Man🔥

✌ I was pissed off before toking that joint..now I'm alright..MELLOW VIBES MAN
✌ Man I'm freaking out

Just breathe in and out

Ok

How do you feel now

I'm calm MELLOW VIBES MAN

Mellow Vibes Man by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019

mellow feet 

When two people of any gender have some fun with there feet but afterwards ur suddenly mellow

"My 95 year old dads grandmothers pet cow caught me mellow feeting with my friends - so said moooooove outta the way so I can have some

mellow feet by Dom and Cole March 18, 2017

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

keep it mellow 

1. to stay relaxed, keep it solid and be stress free.

2. keep your cool at any given situation knowing stressing out wont help.
3. to not let your negative emotions control you; think with your head.
4. stay positive

Bob: Dude! they're kicking us out for something we didn't even do?! WTF
Tom: I'll talk to the manager about this and see if i can work things out.

Bob: Good because thats not cool.
Tom: Keep it mellow bro. its not the time to be stressing. plus, we can always find something way better and funner to do.

keep it mellow by FR0yo November 7, 2012

mellon 

The elvish word for friend.
It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.

"Gandalf! What's the elvish word for friend?" "Mellon."

mellon by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010

mellow

mellow is he name of a person that gives everyone around them the feeling of calm and relaxed being, while surprising friends with their humour and genuine personality. mellow is someone you want to be around with and once they entered your life you do not want them to leave. They will introduce you to new things and even make the ordinary usual tasks fun to do with them, you will never get tired of them because they keep searching for new ways to broaden their personality. To acquire a truly idyllic feeling what you need is mellow next to you,

"I played league of legends with this guy and while he was totally mellow, his Rengar gameplay was absolutely sicko"

mellow by mellowlover69 August 7, 2020