megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Megaloney 

Baloney but times 1,000

Sarah: Happy Sluzzle Tag, Miss Simian!
Lucy Simian: What does that mean?
Darwin: It means we get the day off school, and we get presents from Sluzzle Dude!
Lucy Simian: That sounds like complete megaloney.

Megaloney by FrankFrankUltimate October 5, 2021

the mega bone

The placement of one's foot behind his head during a sexual act. Usually preformed while having sex in the doggy style position. It has been said that if done correctly the other sexual partner will BIG O continuously for one minute. P.S. attempt with CAUTION

Dave DiSano was seriously injured while attempting the mega bone on an unsuspecting female.

the mega bone by Tatum33 October 19, 2008

megamoney

A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.

Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl

megamoney by zmx15 February 12, 2009

megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

megabore by poser1212 January 28, 2011

megazone 

when you’re in a skype/discord/voice call and you fade out during a conversation, typically due to internet connectivity issues

John: Oh man, bro, she was all over me shhh...
John:
John:
Michael: shh?
and about a few seconds/minutes later
John: Oh shit bro I faded into the megazone

megazone by Aidenarian November 26, 2017

Megatone 

Drugs, i.e. heroin, cocaine, escasy, etc.

I want to snort some megatone.

I'm addicted to megatone.

Megatone by Aurora L. January 10, 2008