36 definitions by Jon Himself

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

fuckass shit

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

coochie duster

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

whorebagger

see nor-cal

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by Jon Himself June 2, 2003

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

pumpkinfuck

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003