10 definitions by poser1212

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someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.
I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.
by poser1212 January 27, 2011

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a woman who has a monster bush (very,very hairy vagina).
WHOA!!!! Hey Liz you better change your name to George W. if you don't shave that nasty bush!!
by poser1212 September 17, 2011

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to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 27, 2010

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having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance
Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".
by poser1212 November 10, 2010

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something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!
Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.
by poser1212 January 27, 2011

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a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.
Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!
by poser1212 February 21, 2011

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to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 27, 2010

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