10 definitions by Ian C.
A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.
by Ian C. September 11, 2005
A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.
by Ian C. September 14, 2005
A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.
by Ian C. September 12, 2005
A large clam-like shellfish that is pretty much illegal to harvest unless you are granted special permissions from the government. The hard-working folks that harvest these fine creatures and called "Geoduckers". They live hard and fast lives in the geoducking culture. Every day they make around $5000.00 holding their breath and diving to the bottom of the sea to grab the geoducks. Geoduck poachers can make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.
by Ian C. September 11, 2005
by Ian C. September 18, 2003
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A band of douchebag-like musicians usually in the 30's to 60's in age. The members play the most expensive gear available, believing they will achieve ultimate tone and resonance from their selected instruments. Their girlfriends and/or wives have permed hair. Sometimes females take part in cover bands, always as the singer. They wear extravagant costumes and have 80's inspired hair-dos. There is usually hope of being discovered by singing the hits during a residence at a nightclub, blowling alley or wedding. Members of cover bands usually have more attitude than talent, but they would lead you to believe otherwise.
by Ian C. September 12, 2005