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Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"

Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"
by Karlos32503510 June 17, 2009
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noun, plural of 'moose'
Look at those meese in my backyard!
by Shinizzle December 16, 2006
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Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.

Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.

Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.
At the buffett, I was almost trampled by a meese.

The club was full of meese tonight.
by MonkeyPants July 22, 2004
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A word that many people believe to be the plural of moose. It is in fact, not even a real word, and is not the plural of moose. Just because the plural of goose is geese, does not mean the plural of moose is meese. The plural form of moose is moose. People who use the word meese just end up sounding extremely idiotic, as it is not a real word.
Boy: I saw some meese the other day.
Girl: Wtf is a meese?
Boy: Meese is the plural of moose.
Girl: No. The plural of moose is moose.
by ilikemoose May 10, 2011
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The incorrect plural for Moose, primarily used by unlearned persons. The word Moose acts the same as "sheep" and "fish" and so stays the same for both plural and singular
"A herd of Moose"
"In Canada we saw lots of Moose"
by The Goose who knows his Moose September 21, 2003
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Canadian beasts that roam in Metallica's backyard.
"That meese devoured Kaz yesterday. wtfz?"
by csg May 09, 2005
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Wow, look at all those meese.
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