Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.
Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009