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METHSCAPADES 

NOUN
1. A carefree episode or adventure while under the influence of methamphetamine- usually wild and exciting, but not necessarily lawful.

2. An adventure lasting all night or maybe days in which one does things as a result of paranoia and sleep deprivation highly questionable and completely irrational to those sober but making complete sense to those under the influence.
Your neighborhood diggling methscapades are going to get us arrested. Hurry up and put their bike, car, and cat back together before they wake up in an hour.

Dude this tweaker bitch just stole my wallet and my identity and now she is a millionaire in Nicaragua and may even be the president, so that means I am actually the president. We gotta stop her before she or actually I take take over the country. I'm so sick of her methscapades. We gotta find her.
METHSCAPADES by hhillkillz January 19, 2011
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muckscape 

Muckscape can refer to:

edit noun

A media environment consisting mainly of exaggerated or falsified journalistic claims.

Not to be confused with the Muckrakers of the early twentieth century whose journalistic integrity led to the reformation of corrupt government and private industries, the modern day Muckscape is dominated by lazy, biased, or unqualified T.V./radio/internet news personalities masquerading as journalists. (See Glenn Beck).

The state of modern televised/radio/internet news.

edit verb

To cultivate an unsubstantiated or blatantly false media environment.
noun
John found it difficult to wade through the muckscape presented on mainstream news networks.

verb
William Randolf Hearst helped to muckscape his media environment.
muckscape by Gold Label October 23, 2011
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We would absolutely love techscape your complex technology landscape!
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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