meat vortex Share definition Flag A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina. "Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?" "Who, your mom?" "Yes." "Eww! And yes, I did." meat vortex by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the meat vortex mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch