Beatus Meatus
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Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Beatus Meatus by Murtuza August 29, 2021
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
Yeetus My Meatus
An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.
Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.
Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.
Yeetus My Meatus by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020