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82 definitions by carl

 
1.
Microsoft's most successful program
"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"
by Carl November 20, 2003
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2.
A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's
Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen
by carl June 10, 2002
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3.
another word for joint
Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!
by Carl February 14, 2005
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4.
you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.
" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"
by carl June 18, 2006
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5.
a penis having characteristics of that of a baby
Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small
by carl June 16, 2002
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6.
The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.
Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.
by Carl August 12, 2004
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7.
the best cars ever made, plus its my house
all hail the bug!!!!!!
by carl September 11, 2003
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