Scrooge McDucking 

To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.

Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.

John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?

Scrooge McDucking by kbair March 7, 2011

Egg McFuckin Idiot 

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.

Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?

Egg McFuckin Idiot by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

McFucking

A popular word used by people with colorful and inside humor. "McFucking" does not have anything to do with McDonald's, It's simply a cute way of saying "fucking".

"That was McFucking delicious"
"Bring your McFucking ass over here"

McFucking by Wink-Wonk June 2, 2016

scrooge mcduckin' 

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

scrooge mcduckin' by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

mctouchin gland disorder 

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"

mctouchin gland disorder by cavs5 June 12, 2014

mcfucking kill yourself 

mcfucking kill yourself is a high quality roast and it means kill yourself from diabetes which is quite harsh but a fucking quality roast

Guy 1: bro your shoes are fucking shit
Guy 2: mcfucking kill yourself
Guy 1: *ties noose around neck and jumps*

mcfucking kill yourself by minecraftderp69 February 25, 2017

mactruckin

To mow or be mowed down by excessive force.

"Wow, I just got mactrucked by that whale..."

"I was totally mactruckin through those zombies."

"My car just got mactrucked by that steam roller."

mactruckin by AudiS1man January 12, 2010