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(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
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Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
Maloof by WPS916 September 19, 2012
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Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.
Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
McFooFa is a motherfucking pimp.

Some say he is the king of the internet.

A glorious 35-foot statue has been made in his honor, which sits atop thousands of naked, big-breasted women.

He has fought God on several occasions, including a controversial Rock, Paper, Scissors match.

McFooFa is immortal and shall never die, so says the bible.

McFooFa gave free T-shirts to starving african children.
McFooFa by poopsunday December 9, 2008
so yesterday me and my friends were watching porn and this guy had a huge mcgoofen! and so did his woman
mcgoofen by southern california guy November 29, 2011

Toothy McTooferson

A dentist from MySpace who probably isn't even a real dentist.
Don't give Toothy McTooferson too much credit. He feeds off it!