City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
Maloof: (dumb droopy face)
Me: God I want to punch you in your stupid face so bad!
Maloof: (extremely dumb, droopy face with a hint of fear)
Maloof - "Hey now, do not make me telephone the local authorities, I will take my cellular phone out of my pocket and dial 911."
White Guy - "You maloofs really are gay."