Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Maloofed 

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

Maloofed by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

Malooed

Drunk beyond belief (Limerick, Ireland)

Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.

Malooed by ohjayzis January 3, 2015

Maloufed

To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit

He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.

Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008