mcgerkin

similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

mcgerkin by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

Shaky McGerkin

Someone who is constantly shaky when trying to do anything & isn’t able to keep a steady hand.

Person 1: “Ok shaky McGerkin hand it over your too shaky to even be handling that”
Person 2: “I’m sorry but I can’t stop shaking I don’t know if it’s my nerves or I’m withdrawling”

Shaky McGerkin by Bosslady2417 August 22, 2022

McGurkined 

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

McGurkined by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

Slimey McGerkins 

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

Slimey McGerkins by Nick September 14, 2004

The Mcgurkin 

When a girl is about to squirt and you stop and shove skittles drink mix up her pussy and then she squirts in your mouth snd it taste like skittles

Yeah bro I just did the Mcgurkin on reed, her pussy tasted like red skittles!

The Mcgurkin by The Rapes Bane March 9, 2021

McJerkin Trade 

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

McJerkin Trade by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

mecgerkin 

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

mecgerkin by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006