McClane 

verb (Ma-klay-ne) - to educate with pain, defeat or just lay a smackdown.

Taken from the character Bruce Willis portrays in the Die Hard films.

"Don't make me McClane your ass"

That dude just "McClaned" the shit out of that burger.

McClane by Leon Frey July 5, 2008

mcclane's law 

the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie

{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!

mcclane's law by BToxic December 30, 2017

John McClane 

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.

n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)

John McClane by Sean KF December 15, 2008

John McClane 

The star of Die Hard, and anyone wearing a vest!

When you say John McClane, you should roll up your sleeves to symbolise a vest!

John McClane by Double Exit April 16, 2006

John McClane 

vest: aka tank top t-shirt: aka wife-beater.

Usually seen because McClane gets so beat up throughout the course of the movie any regular shirt he is wearing at the beginning gets too mangled to wear by halfway through the movie.

John McClane by Chewiethetbl April 16, 2006

the McClane 

At the end of Sexual intercourse, the male would ejaculate his semen onto the soles of a woman's feet and say:"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"
The female would be forced to wash her feet in a sink to clean them; as John McClane washed blood from his feet in the film Die Hard.

I did the McClane on her

I totally McClane'd that bitch

the McClane by Hans Gruber and friends February 27, 2009

John McClane 

When you enter "the zone" in a video game and begin killing enemies at will. Seeming to be untouchable and indestructible.

Taken from the Die Hard movies where the Bruce Willis character of John McClane seems to kill at will without getting hurt.

Leroy Jenkems was killing guys left and right and then went all John McClane on them and took over the match.

We were loosing the match but MOB4LIFE gave them "The John McClane" move and killed everybody.

John McClane by klownrobot October 17, 2009